JohnBigOz’s view on CBB7UK – Day 25 the last CBBUK highlights show

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 28th, 2010 by JohnBigOz

So, nothing exciting has happened, Ivana was pondering what to make for lunch.. hehe… boring I know.

At noon, Vinnie went to the garden and guess what happened, that’s right, THE TREE OF TEMPTATION (my favouirte twist). talked to him, and offered him to see the match of some two teams playing some balls game (I don’t watch sports, please do not laugh, and yes I am in a great mood today :D ) and in order to do that, he had to say to Alex that he (Vinnie) has cross-dressed and LOVED it, (which he did, though Alex thought BB made him say that), and had to get emotional during lunch, which he at first refused to, but after a threat from the tree, he agreed, and got emotional during lunch.. so yea, that’s probably it for the whole day.

And so here comes the evening, Ivana was evicted, and Nicola was evicted, and I honestly think they spent 30 minutes on highlights from the evening, as Davina entered as Nicola, though Dane, Vinnie and Alex quickly realised it was not Nicola (and someone suggested that it was Davina). So, bascially, they were trying to catch and take off her chick suit (they had a task to wear animal costumes ,and make animal noises unlessi in The Den). So, after hours of chasing after her. Big Brother gathered housemates on the sofas (or haybales in this case, during some tasks BB replaces the furniture) to remove the heads, and all housemates (except for Dicola or Navina) but after a while Davina finally removed her head and was quite welcomed, though sad that she only stayed there for few hours, Stpehanie said that she (Davina) had very masculine hands with long nails.

So that’s probably about it, here are the ratings for today

1. Stephanie

2. Jonas

3. Dane

4. Vinnie

5. Alex

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JohnBigOz’s Views on CBB7UK – Day 24 Highlights show + Final evictions + Suprise Entrance

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 27th, 2010 by JohnBigOz

So, nothing major has happened, the only 2 main events were … :

Housemates had a task, in which to scuplt some music legend (don’t remember) with a Look-A-Like choosing his favourite (Stephanie). Vinnie didn’t pariticpate as he wasn’t feeling very well.

At night, Alex refrenced Stephen’s superb “waking up ways” (Stephen tried to wake up Alex or soemthing lightly with a pillow) Which gave Vinnie an idea to sneak up and tickle Alex’s foot, which he successfully did, and made everyone laugh. Was quite funny

Onto the eviction

The 6th person to be evicted was Ivana, slightly shocked, but expected it, especiall since I wanted to Ivana go previous eviction, however, the 7th eviction was NICOLA!? Why her! She wa sawesome (maybe bit boring). Anyway, I loved that when they show mini statistics of the housemates, it said “Times Topless : 0… sorry guys”

Anyway, bit gutted that Nicola is out (and Ivana).

But the BEST part and the best SHOCK was the mystery guest,.. IT WAS DAVINA MCCALL! SHE PRESENTS THE SHOW! After 17 series and almost 11 years, she was finally allowed into the house longer WHILE someone was in there (previousl series she showed tour of the house). Wow, it was such a shocked, but I gotta admit I loved it, and I hope she stays until the Finale. But I doubt it, she was in the chicken suit. And how did she get in there? Well, thru the Diary Room, because when Nicola was evicted, she wore the chicken suit, and was evicted via the Diary Room, and replaced with Davina. awesome!

Well, this is for the final evictions, here are the ratings

(B) DAVINA :D

1. Stephanie

2. Jonas

3. Dane

4. Vinnie

5. Alex

Can you belive, there is only 3 more posts to go, (1 for tommorow highlights, and 2 for pre-show and post-show, notice I will not post the highlights of Day 26 as nothing will happen, they barely show any highlights.

So, enjoy it, and See u latrer.

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JohnBigOz’s View on CBB7UK – Day 23 Highlights show.

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 26th, 2010 by JohnBigOz

Wow, I am amazed, it is only 4 days to go (now 3) until the final CBB ends, wow, how time flies by.

Anyway, onto the highlights show.

Nothing fascinating has happened, except for a task.

For today’s task, Ivana was told that she was nominated for the best International Buissnesswoman on Reality Show in Scandinavaian awards show called Kugel Fresh (or something like that), but that was infact fake, housemates were told that in order to recieve a “award ceremony party” they must convice Ivana that her award is a real one.

Ivana later learned, that she had to say her acceptance speech in English, German and Russian. It was revealed that she has won this award.

While back in the house (poor housemates could not stop laughing). They were told that in order to successfully pass this task, they also had to “ridicule the award”, “drink out of it”, and “SMASH IT!” But before they managed to drink, Stephanie seriously accidently broke it (she didn’t realize that the glass was Sugar, so it broke easily” she then startd to cry (note Stpehanie is an actress), she went into the Diary Room, and could not stop laughing, that was one of her BEST BITS, I hate if thye don’t put that in.

Housemates have passed the task, and Ivana was less than bothered about it (good for her)

HOusemates therefore won the party, and most of the housemates have won some award, Stephanie won the Bitchiest housemate, Nicola the most attractive, and Vinnie won most likely to win (there were more awards).

In the evening, housemates recieved some pampering products, and Alex used all of his Fake Tan on ALL of himself (I am not sure, but I think he actually USED EVERYONE’S FAKE TAN). It was hiliarous, seriously, he looked like a baked bean or something, even Stephanie laughed.

Here are the ratings of housemates for today

1. Stephanie

2. Nicola

3. Ivana

4. Jonas

5. Alex

6. Vinnie

7. Dane

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JohnBigOz’s view on CBB7UK – Day 22 Highlights

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 25th, 2010 by JohnBigOz

So, nothing fascinating happened except for the fact that housemates were woken up by Rick Astely’s songs,

Nothing really happened after that, for today’s task housemates had to be chained up toghether, Vinnie and Ivana, Alex and Dane, and Stephanie, Nicola and Jonas, so cool, they were all hilarious, poor Stephanie failed to be amused by Nicola’s “Anal Joke”, while Vinnie and Ivana, were s=really funny toghether.

Today was quiet boring really, nothing happened that was good of nothing.

The only good think was at the end, in which Dane was told that he could invite one other housemate to share another Mystery Key Privelage, Dane chose Jonas, and, they were invited to a literaly, Game’s room (like boys one aswell), they had pictures of Ivana, Stephanie and Nicola (When they were younger) and hey Beer and Pizza, and played Nintendo Wii, was awesome.

Here are today opinion ratings

1. Stephanie

2. Nicola

3. Dane

4. Jonas

5. Ivana

6. Vinnie

7. Alex

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JohnBigOz’s view on CBB7UK – Day 21 Highlights

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 25th, 2010 by JohnBigOz

So, once again I let my sister watch their lovely movies, well actually, I played L4D1 with my bro… hehe.

Anyway, here are the summary of yesterday’s highlights show.

In the first part of the show, Stephanie and Vinnie were in the kitchen, and Stephanie said that “Sisqo was a big charachter” (which Vinnie disagreed with, which proves he still disliked him). Anyway nothing else happened except Nicola, Stephanie and Ivana talked about Dane coming out his flower (opening up to people).

While in the snug, Nicola was tempted by the tree, to Tell the Truth and Kiss a housemate, in return for a message from home. Nicola told Ivana she had a nice tracksuit, but told her she looks like a big fat orange, then kissed her on the cheek, she has to that for all 6 housemates.

In the second part, the continuation of the task, Nicola told

Dane : that he stinks and looks like Danny de Vito

Jonas : He looks like a rat (Ronald Rat I think)

Alex : That he has almost green teeth.

Stephanie : She has a big bush on her head

Nicola annoyed the tree (which made the time to be by 6 PM) .

Housemates talked about diffrent stuff, Stephanie talked about an actor she worked with (who is now dead), and Dane said that Heidi “bunked him”.

Anyway, Nicola managed to tell and kiss Vinnie by telling him he gained weight, though he refused to give her a kiss. But she managed to kiss him and won a message from her parents and her daughter.

Later in the day, housemates recieved Celebrity Mistakes / Embarassing Moments Charades game, in which the total number of won would mean 5 minutes in bed next morning, housemates passed after they managed to win 1 hour and 10 minutes in bed.

In the evening, Jonas expressed his feeling of loneliness to Big Brother, and when he got out of the DR, everyone was gone (to bed). So sad,

Here are the ratings for today

1. Nicola

2. Stephanie

3. Jonas

4. Dane

5. Ivana

6. Alex

7. Vinnie

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JohnBigOz’s View on CBB7UK – Day 20 Highlights Show

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 24th, 2010 by JohnBigOz

Why so late you think? Well it simple, I didn’t get to watch Big Brother yesterday and at the moment I am watching the episode on 4oD YouTube channel :)

In the morning, Stephanie came to the Diary Room and after Big Brother asked her what she will miss the most (or how will the upcoming week be like) she started to get emotional, she claimed that she will miss the Bible, and that she got emotional over it. She then told this to Stephen who said it was because of the Holy Spirit, now that’s freaky.

In the second part of the episode, Sisqo and Nicola had a disagreement about something I already can’t remember, something about Nicola saying Sisqo can’t be sarcastic. Also, Jonas looked so hot in his blue tank top and shiny (leather-ly) trousers, ugh, just wanted to grab him I mean it.

Big Brother told Jonas, that as he is Swedish, he must sabotage the Swedish Flap Jack challenge, by that, housemates had to fail to assemble a storage unit and a chair, they successfuly done that and have been rewarded with Swedish Party

In the third part, housemates had their eviction, but few minutes before that, Alex was given a cold shower by Jonas and Dane (with Vinnie and Ivana watched).

During the eviction (or post Sisqo) I do think that Vinnie is really up himself recently, he seems to believe he’s going to win, I mean c’mon!

In the final part of the episode, Housemates recieved their Swedish Spa, where Alex gave nice massage with his “wooden balls” to Ivana and Stephanie (both loved it).

In the evening, Nicola managed to fart with her legs (you know the armpit fart thingy? She can do it with her knees) so hiliarious

That’s all, here are my ratings for today

1. Nicola

2. Stephanie

3. Jonas

4. Ivana

5. Dane

6. Alex

7. Vinnie

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JohnBigOz’s view on CBB7UK – Day 19 highlights + Eviction Show

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 22nd, 2010 by JohnBigOz

So, onto the highlights.

As Dane successfully completed his task, Big Brother awared him with the box for the key, a box with chocolate cake and some champange, Big Brother announced that this is his, and he can also choose one housemate (Stephanie) to also recieve SUPRISE CAKE (literally)

Sisqo and Vinnie cleared the air, but Vinnie was upset about Sisqo (After Sisqo bitched about him in the evening) and filed a complaint against him, though they cleared up the air.

Housemates recieved a party as a result of 21st anniversary of Stephen’s Soberity (congrats to him)

During the party, Big Brother called Stephanie to the room, and droped her SUPRISE CAKE onto her (and fooled other housemates into thinking that BB will drop cake on others as well). When everyone was done, Stephanie was relucant to go to the DR again (and was right, another cake was dropped on her) but I gotta admit, she took it well, which is WHY I like her.

Housemates also won a fake poo, which Nicola decided to put in Ivana’s bed (who also took it well).

Now onto the eviction.

The first to go was Stephen, which wasn’t really that suprise, he got booed badly, though I gotta admit that the show will be bit boring now.

The second to go was SISQO, that WAS a suprise, Ivana is more popular that Sisqo? (and Stephen), that was a small dissapointment… so, in just 7 days, the winner will be crowned (the FINAL Celebrity Big BRother Winner). Who wins! We decided

Alex, Dane, Ivana, Jonas, Nicola, Stephanie and Vinnie are up for another suprise double chop on WEDNSDAY, and, to top it all, here are the up-to-date ratings of housemates

1. Stephanie (After today’s show and how well she took the prank made me like here even more)

2. Nicola (simply a sweetheart, and suprised that she didn’t even get booed at all.)

3. Dane (suprise here eh? I loved that he did the secret task.)

4. Ivana (something today made me like her more)

5. Jonas (he is more quiet recently, bad sign)

6. Alex (he’s so BORING)

7. Vinnie (still manipulative bossy boss).

See you tommorow.

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JohnBigOz’s Views on CBB7UK – Day 18 highlights

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 21st, 2010 by JohnBigOz

So, as Dane passed his secret mission, he recieved the key FOR HIMSELF (Sisqo lost it). And the punishment stopped.

They kept questionin poor Dane though, anyway, Big Brother gave housemates a roast, and then, later, they had a task in which they had to fill a mesh of a cow with real raw pieces of meat (yeauk). I loved how Nicola said she is going to go vegetarian after that task, speaking of Nicola, she cried as she was worried about the health of her baby (Dane and Jonas assured that nothing has happened, even if something happened, BB would defo tell her).

Anyway, after the task, housemates recieved some BOOZE, and Sisqo started a war with Vinnie (who got pissed off).

That’s all I can think that happened, and I belive that Jonas is going Christian!!!

Anyway, here are the ratings of the housemates

1. Stephen

2. Nicola

3. Jonas

4. Stephanie

5. Dane

6. Sisqo

7. Alex

8. Ivana

9. Vinnie

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JohnBigOz view on CBB7UK – Day 17

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 21st, 2010 by JohnBigOz

Sorry I did not make this post earlier, yesterday I was up late at 1 am and I had school at 8:55 AM, so, I had to get SOME sleep.

At morning, as a result of Severe Rule Break of losing the mystery key (which Sov took). Big Brother replaced sugar with salt (which Vinnie drank with his tea or coffee). Turned up the heat in the bedroom to about 28 degrees, and shut down all eletrical appliances housemate can use (Hair Dryers etc) and turned off hot water.

Later, BB replaced all sofas with benches (and the one in the snug was covered in honey which Stephen realised as he noticed his shoes suddenly became sticky) Bedding also was replaced with gifts being scattered around for every housemate, however, in all gifts was chocolate, except for the 3 ones, being Sisqo’s, Ivana’s and Stephen’s (who learned they’re up).

While housemates got punished, Dane got tempted by The Tree of Temptation (love that twist) He had to ruin the dinner with chilli powder (he failed, as he made the dinner just better) but as he gave it a go, he recieved another chance, in which he had to pretend he had a nightmare, and wake everyone up (well almost everyone) and recieve a sympathy hug (Nicola) it is unknown wether he passed, but it appears so and I think he should as he managed to wake up majority of housemates.

Vinnie, Alex, Dane , Nicola and Stephen were in the kitchen when I belive Vinnie “called out” Stephen on his ways, or something like that I can’t remember.

Well, that all

P.S – I so forgot to mention that ON DAY 16 (it’s Day 18 in BBhouse) that Nicola, Sisqo, Jonas and Dane were at the Dinning Table, and Nicola said “I have a big burp”, she stood up and burped so loud, I loved it!

Anyway, here are the statictics for Day 17

1. Stephen

2. Nicola

3. Jonas

4. Stephanie

5. Sisqo

6. Dane

7. Alex

8. Ivana

9. Vinnie.

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JohnBigOz’s view on CBB7UK – Day 16 Highlights

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 19th, 2010 by JohnBigOz

Before I continue, this was in my opinion the BEST episode, so much has happened it was awesome!

In the morning, instead of sending in the clowns, Big Brother played STEPHANIE BECHAM’s snoring into the house, I mean haha! I loved it (and loved the fact that she laughed aswell, that’s why I like her!)

Sisqo made fun of Alex in DR by making comments that he brutally beats up everyone (e.g Breaks Stephen’s back and rips brain out of Joans)

Housemates recieved a task of having life drawing drawn, Ivana and Nicola were choosen to be “nude” but wore special outfits (bras and undies)

Vinnie got annoyed that Stephen put no effort into the task

The winner (Dane) and the two models recieved special prizes, Dane recieved a cocktail, Ivana recieved some meat, while Nicola recieved the best gift in the world, a picture of her fiancee and daughter building a snowman (though she got upset as she was not there when that happened)

Sov and Nicola faced off in the eviction vote and Nicola survived, while Sov got evicted with massive boos and took the mystery key (which to be honest serioulsy pissed me off, the key is gone and the twist is gone, well, not exactly, something hellish this time comes which I will reveal tommorow, but all I can say housemates are in one hell-uva ride.

Anyway, that’s all I can think off, see you tommorow.

I have decided to start doing Daily ratings of housemates from 1 to 9, and reasons why they are up there, so you can see what I think of the housemates.

1. Stephen (jumped as I realised how creepy and funny he is.

2. Nicola (might not be fun, but her personality complete changed what Models really are.

3. Jonas (he’s funny and a cool person)

4. Stephanie (I am starting to dislike her recently as she is becoming Vinnie’s co-partner, and becomes seriously bitchy recently

5. Sisqo (Nothing intresting about him really, though he is funny, and I kind of started to like him now, but not high enough to be on the top)

6. Dane (Boring, no comment

7. Alex (Same as Dane, nothing intresting and got annoyed how he and Stephen got close (Stephen managed to convert Alex to Christinanity :| )

8. Ivana (I don’t like her at all and I think she is trying to be funny, but she ain’t super-duper annoying YET)

9. Vinnie (I hate the guy, he’s rarely funny, and all he does is manipulate people, argue if something doesn’t go right (he argued today that Stephen put no effort, I mean what the hell do you care!?) I really don’t see what people like in him.

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JohnBigOz’s view on CBB7uk – Day 10 Highlights show

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 13th, 2010 by JohnBigOz

So, the housemates continued their weekly task, and for the second task for the non-carers, they had to complete an obstacle course under 30 minutes, the obstacles included crawling under a huge hair net, dunking their faces in cold stew (and one housemates managed to break the bowl, lmao) and drviing a eletric scooter.

They completed this task with around 7 minutes remaining, Vinnie really got pissed at Stephen and other housemates.

For their third and best part of the task, housemates had to do a crossword, and all of the words are part of the sentences that each other housemates talked about another housemate (e.g Nicola said that Alex looked like Bum and Ball bag in the morning)

They failed it by getting one or more word wrong, as a result of this, the only complete 2 out of required 3 tasks to complete, and failed the overall task.

Katia cried as Alex and JonasĀ  made fun of the fact she broke up and she as put “because she had a relationship”

Heidi is seriously starting to annoy me, she is seirously bitchy.

Vinnie annoyed me with his “perfectionism”

Stephanie and Ivana had a bit of fun in the kitchen (looked like they did it, because stephanie was behind Ivana, as Stephanie massaged her near-bottom part of the body)

Sov hid a can of baked beans in the Snug, and Vinnie and Alex thought it would be funny to call out the culprit “because if they didn’t, Big Brother would punish them”.

So, with all said, Heidi and Vinnie are no longer my favourites,

Nicola, Sov, Jonas and Stephanie are on my top, with Vinnie and Heidi closely on the bottom,

Nicola is suprisingly new Rachel Rice and not a “3-page beotch”, while Sisqo “isn’t really “gangsta” like (lot of respect because I hate “gangsta and divas”, they bring bad name to all black people, and I know not all black people are like that (e.g Danielle from BB3/7 U.S)

See you tommorow.

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JohnBigOz’s view on CBB7UK – Day 3 Highlights show

Posted in Authors, Big Brother, Celeb Big Brother 7 UK, JohnBigOz's Blog on January 6th, 2010 by JohnBigOz

Anyway, first of all, it was Vinnie Jones’ B-Day today so happy B-day even though he ain’t gonna read it, hehe.

Housemates chilled out,

Most of the housemates talked about stuff, Stephanie and Stephen complained and were confused about the laundry situation and how it works, and went to the Diary Room and BB explained to them (you ain’t bothered about that are you really?) Anyway, Stephanie discussed that Sisqo is slowly influencing her language, and said that something was “sick and dope”.. which was quite funny.

Stephanie read out a passage from Stephen’s Bible, with the irony of her reading out the word “Sovereign” while Lady Sov (full name Lady Sovereign) making faces, which was freaky for Stephen (who then told it to her).

Housemates talked, about diffrent stuff, Heidi said she hated time in her jail which quickly changed to Jonas personal stuff (which I found slightly rude and disgusted Stephanie a bit).

Anyway, Big Brother had another devilish task for the housemates.

Big Brother put a Phone Booth in the garden, and locked Vinnie in, and each of the housemates had to complete a task to recieve a number for Vinnie.

All housemates had to complete a Math Equation based on Numbers from questions (which mostly was wrong)

Dane’s task was unknown

Sov and Jonas had to scrub a filthy fat man with toothbrushes.

Stephen had to find a number in mousetraps

Sisqo and Stephanie had to stuff their hands up chicken’s.. behind

and Alex had to pop ballons with his mask (he got from BB) and ballons were filled with sauce and mustard (yeach)

Housemates successfully got all numbers right and won a birthday party for Vinnie and themselves, though nothing much must’ve happened as only there was a secence.

It snowed in the Big Brother house, which I quite loved but was SO jealous since I get no snow where I live (damn you Atlantic!)

Anyway, based on today’s highlights, I feel that tensions are building up, and that Heidi, Jonas, Stephanie are my top favourites with Sisqo, Stephen and Sov closely behind.

Enjoy, and please, help me!! I gotta school tommorow!

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